Who’s smearing boogers on the walls of my toilet?

I don’t want to speculate but it could be anyone really. Do I really know — intimately know — the toilet habits and nasal hygiene of the people who live in my flat? The sad fact is, I don’t.

But someone is scraping crusties from his nose and smearing them on the tile walls of my toilet. You are correct in wondering how I could have noticed such a thing. First and foremost, the room in which my toilet is . . .

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